vegan columbus: vegan living in central ohio

I live within easy bike-riding distance of a Kroger, but not so close to any other grocery stores. However, I was driving to Meijer on occassion for awesome vegan Morningstar products such as their Chick'n meal starter strips.

Here is a creepy PDF of a papercraft dinner. The meats, bowl, silverware, and carrots are all printed. Perhaps it would be a cute practical joke on someone that thinks vegetarians can't eat anything. The instructions are in Japanese, but you're smart; you can figure it out.